Yass or Pass 2

Congratulations on your mandatory participation!

Magnum Broadcasting welcomes you to the most popular inter-dimensional speed dating show in eight different realities! 

Enjoy the thrill of finding shallow love alongside the anxiety of having your ego dragged through the mud in front of a hostile audience. Our combative and spiteful hosts will help you choose your one and only, or watch you die trying to make it work with something antithetical to your very existence, all while your fears and shortcomings are heavily monetized* in a broadcast sent out to multiple dimensions!

Come on human, what have you got to lose?

- 14 13 sexy** potential partners!
- 2 hosts to belittle and deride you, you pathetic little thing!
- A lot of words, probably at least 100  words!
- A chance to find the true love** of your life!
- Colors, oh my goodness the colors! That'll amuse you, right?

*Contestants are not entitled to financial compensation but think of the publicity!
**Sex appeal is a subjective term and Magnum Broadcasting makes no guarantees about the actual appeal or safety of any of its potential partners.
***True love is not guaranteed.